It is with great regret that I announce the end of my detox (no, not really). I thought that I would give you a recap of what has transpired over the last week so that I have some record of all my hard work before I erase it all with a visit to the States starting tomorrow.
Detox Stats
Rice Crackers eaten: 8 (which would be 5 more than my cumulative lifelong total)
Soups made: 3
Spreads made: 5
Birdfood eaten: 1 Food Doctor bag
Garlic Ropes eaten: ½
Water consumed: 18 litres
Weight lost: 4 lbs (this is a projection for tomorrow morning; pray I don’t go off the rails!)
That is all from me on this topic. I am sorry to have put you dragged you through the rigors of my detox. It’s been a lot easier by writing it all out. I promise to be back to my old self when I return.
If a detox seems like something you might want to do and you live in the London, visit The Food Doctor.